Molvania: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry

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Molvania, birthplace of the polka and whooping cough, is often overlooked as a tourist destination but thanks to this fully up-dated Jetlag Travel Guide the keen visitor can now enjoy one of Eastern Europe's best-kept secrets. Everything you need to know is here, including:

When to Go Those wanting a quieter, less-crowded experience might consider visiting in the 'off-season' periods such as winter of during the Lutenblag Jazz Festival. Where to Stay Hotel Zizkov, like its owner's teeth, has undergone extensive renovation work and most rooms offer the standard ackage of TV, private bathroom and spitoon. Where To Eat Cafe Cravben is run by a married couple - if the arguments from the kitchen are anyrthing to go by - and the menu is changed frequently. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the table linen. Activities Various water sports are offered at the lake, including water-skiing, windsurfing and parascending, which has been described as a cross between hang-gliding and suicide. Crime Pickpockets are active around many of the major railway stations and you should keep a close eye on your belongings. If something does go missing the best thing to do is look for a Guarjda Civije. Chances are he will be the person who stole it.